Hello, greetings, welcome, salud, aloha, and I officially ran out of greetings! My name is Ethan Bennet, and I’m going to be your, um… Hm… Pilot? No, that’s not right. How do you call the guy who drives the train? Hang on, I need to Google this, give me a second! … Huh, so apparently there’s three people who drive a train, a conductor who takes care of the paperwork, an engineer who does the actual “driving” and a brakeman who handles the coupling and uncoupling. You know what, this metaphor wasn’t really that great, let me start again. Hi, my name is Ethan Bennet, and I will be your guide through the world of online gambling! How am I going to be guiding you, you ask? Well, first of all, I’m happy that you’re so willing to engage in conversation with objects that can’t possibly talk back – that’s good for you, don’t listen to what anyone says! Second, I’ll be providing you with reviews of various games, websites and services dedicated to the world of online gambling. We’re talking slots, roulette games, live casino services, as well as different games providers and online casinos. Trust me, I know how to review things – I’ve been doing it for years! Games, movies, comics, game adaptations of movies based on comics, I’ve done it all. Gambling would be a new and exciting experience for me, and it’s one that I’m really happy you’ve chosen to share with me! So stay tuned, dear reader, for soon our journey into the world of online gambling shall commence! Do you have any suggestions about things that I can review? I already have a few ideas of my own, but if you want to recommend me stuff, feel free to use that big old Contact button at the top! Thanks for reading, and I’ll see y’all next time!